Much as there's a time and a place for fine-dining and high-end restaurants, there are certain cuisines that are best eaten in genuine, authentic establishments (at least that's how I feel). Indian, Turkish and Chinese food all fall into this category - which is why we loved Swallows Inn.

After having it on our eating "hit list" for a while now, we finally got to visit late on Friday night. By late we mean about 8:15pm and with a massive storm overhead and the restaurant closing at 9pm, we were the only patrons there.

It was much smaller than we anticipated - perhaps 5 tables. It has absolutely no air of pretentiousness about it, again, something we love. The table have plastic coverings, the interior is dingy and it's like winding your way through a rabbit warren to get to the bathroom [which a) flushes b) has toilet paper and c) the hand dryer works]. The crockery is unashamedly chipped and no plate matches another plate.

But frankly, who cares? The food is why we came in the first place and the food is why we will return, again and again.

We ordered the beef and crispy noodle and the chicken-prawn chow mein, with a pot of jasmine tea. Within the space of a few minutes, we were presented with *mountains* of food.

The beef and crispy noodle was outstanding. Tender beef marinated in oyster sauce (my guess), with carrots, onions, bean sprouts and bok choy ladled over crispy fried egg noodles.

The chicken and prawn chow mein was generous with the chicken and you didn't have to hunt for the prawns either. The egg noodles were a lot thinner than at many other Chinese restaurants, which we prefer.

The plate of orange wedges arrived just after our food, probably because the staff were wrapping up and on their way out the door.

Personally, we loved it. It's not going to be to everyone's taste, but if you're a genuine lover of food and not a pretentious northern suburb poser, this place will satisfy your Chinese craving every single time.

I have to vote Swallows very high in quality of food and price. But as per all other reviews the area, decor, ambiance is all dodge... We drive through for pre ordered take outs. No other Chinese restaurant can match Swallows. Portions are huge and flavor is out of this world. I highly recommend the special fried rice, crispy beef and chicken with cashews. Their card machine never works so be prepared with cash on hand... Enjoy!!!