"So generally when one orders food on order in (or similar delivery service) I am always disappointed, because, the food is normally just chucked into..."
Lente Deminey-Smith
"I finally tried the newish pizza menu on Sunday and it certainly lived up to all the hype! Brilliant authentic Neapolitan thin crust in the middle,..."
Paul-Boer Putter
"I totally luv this place... We wanted to ditch the traffic and stumbled onto this place by total coincidence.... We took our last cash before payday..."
Mandy C Adams
"Awesome staff, concept and food. It takes a minute to figure out what the hell. . . But worth every penny. Keep up the great..."
Christine Brand
"Just popped in for the vibe and ended up staying for a pizza. The Neapolitan style margarita is my favorite. Definitely worth trying out. Waiters..."
Garth Johnson
"I had the garlic pepper burger... was an insanely tasty burger...I'll rate it 11 out of 10 :)... Thanks guys..The music is my kind of..."
Dewald Potgieter
"I love the unpretentious nature of this place! Great, simple food, chilled out staff and a laid back vibe. You wonāt be disappointed..."
Cleo Groenewald
"Great place! And super friendly staff. Owner was great, hung out and made us feel right at home.burger was massive! One of the best I've ever..."
Jesse Doherty
"Its quirky and fun. Good jazz music. Simple and delicious menu from chicken wings to burgers. Good hardy red wine..."
Susie Stroud
"Wow! Absolute gem! Not pretentious at all... as real as it gets! The decor and ambience is pretty rad. Might I add... Best burgers in town, hands..."
Shihaam Fakier
"What an amazing gastronomic experience. Awesome burgers. I love this place with it's corny wine glasses and order-confirmation shout....a really kewl..."
Rodney Daniels
"āThe best pizza outside of Italyā - Piero Moschetta
āExcellent. Great service from Sanja.ā - Dimitries Kazantzides
āBeste diens! Anja is..."
Willem Potgieter
"It is what it says on the tin: This place is The Dog's Bollocks; atmosphere, food, beer, value for money all first class..."
Ted Bath
"Excellent place. My word... It's a must go to, the breakfast is huge and..."
Jade Kruger
"Had an amazing night bollocking the night away, thanks to Gabby for making us so welcome, and the guys doing the business at the hot plate, you were..."
John Watson
"Exceptional food, friendly staff, feeling of comfort like being with family, and great food (Oh I think I said that already!) All round lovely..."
Giselle Van Rensburg
"Great., friendly waitress and awesome pizza and burgers. We loved it..."
Robyn Lightfoot Rautenbach
"Hidden burger and pizza..."
David Abrahamsohn
"Yesterday a friend and I got to do lunch in a unique little eatery in Gardens, Cape Town. The name of the eatery is The Yard but was at one point..."
Heather De Bruin
"The waitresses have a unique and raw way of service that is actually very effective. Burgers are massive but absolutely delicious, great gluten free..."
Tammy Mundell
"Wonderful evening. Great vibe in the restaurant with friendly service. Food was also fantastic with a variety of options. Very unique restaurant...."
Johann Van Deventer
"The Yard is an interesting but great place, definitely a hidden gem. With three different "restaurants" to choose from, we had an amazing NY style..."
Kev0's Food Adventures!
"This place is every thing .Bubbly , bohemian , loud , rude , edgy and full of joy. Decor with anarchist touch . The burgers ,..."
Hisham
"You can normally rate a pizza place on their margarita, this one cracks the nod. Itās f*cking perfect. They make a delicious Bloedlemoen G&T and..."
Tiffy*Twinkle
"Uhm how have I been sleeping on this place? Decided to stay in on a Friday night and OrderIn a cheese burger with fries, binge watching soppy..."
Aletha Jeftha
"I heard of this not-so conventional eatery around 5 years ago. And finally, FINALLY, I can tick The Dogās Bollocks off my list. And my, what an..."
Rita Van Eck
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! The burgers are to die for, they are huge and enough to last a hunger strike. What I love about them itās that they are..."
Unopa Mazwigwila
"Back at Dogās Bollocks for drinks and dinner with some friends! The atmosphere is epic! Loud and vibey, most people had burgers and thoroughly..."
Gabriel Hair
"The Dogs Bollocks is definitely a restaurant I recommend one to visit! It has a quirky, fun and energetic vibe, it is definitely a hidden gem! The..."
Sarah
"We recently had the opportunity to visit the dogs bollocks. The milkshakes were great, the vibe relaxed and the burgers worth every cent. Can't wait..."
Mrs S
"Great experience! I'd heard good things about this spot but wasn't quite sure what to expect or whether or not I'd enjoy it...Little did I..."
Dev Trull
"Love the new pizza menu! The condiments that are served with the pizza are generous and add to the experience. Friendly service and nice spot to..."
Where-oh-where
"Honestly I rate service before food and the service here is incredible . The food is also amazing I'm in love with the Blue cheese burger and the..."
Tess Yieke
"Lovely atmosphere, not for children or the faint hearted. Food is great massive portions, 4 people shared the new york pizza. Only thing they can..."
Jessica Alfred
"An absolutely interesting experience. The place looks like everything I've seen in American movies, very different from the South African experience...."
Hlonipho
"I really like this place, what you see is what you get and what you get is some bad ass wings. The chicken wings was really tasty and had a good bite..."
Carb Cockrell
"Burgers as big as your face!It took me way to long to visit the dogs bollocks for a burger, but I went to to the bitches tits for tacos and..."
Sara Lohmaier
"I literally couldn't and didn't want to even put the huuuuuge burger down while eating the thing just Incase some got away šš I was in burger..."
Chelyn De Graaf
"Supersize good burgers. Crispy fries. Good selection of drinks. I like the self service way of ordering and all the concept around that restaurant..."
Francis
"Brilliant place, the people are amazing and so friendly. We will drive all the way there again from the Helderberg. Breakfast was huge and..."
Jade Kruger
"After paying a visit to the Bitch's Tits for lunch and raving about that in a previous review Capetowngirl suggested that the real winner was coming..."
Chris Rafael
"Went to The Dogs Bollocks and the chicken wings (Asian sesame sauce- this sauce was finger licking good )and The Mexican Chilli Burger ( my friends..."
Cayleigh Brown
"so Iāve heard a lot about this atypic place and was impatient to go see it for my selfā¦ Located in GARDENS ā¦during the day the place is called..."
Real_forking_diet
"Interesting concept. The staff is trained to be fun and quirky , just like the restaurant's name . The burgers and the chips are good, definitely not..."
Pusm
"I pride myself in finding the perfect burger. To date this is one of the best I've had. Couple that with the quirky ambiance of the restaurant and..."
Dominic
"I really enjoyed my experience here. The restaurant itself is a little small and the menu is limited but if you're in the mood for great burgers that..."
Tracy-lee Splinter
"Unlike anything I have ever experienced in the most wonderfully unique and flamboyant way. Burgers are man-sized and gastronomical. Go...."
Lisa Ward
"Great soulfood and real down to earth vibe. Good vlue for money. Huge scrumptious portions. A definite bucket list experience. I for one will..."
Thys Lourens
"The best breakfast in town in my opinion, Wet fries, oven baked in the same bowl as in the photo with chilli ,egg, bacon and beans! Always a..."
Deon Felix Coetzee
"The Dog's Bollocks only do burgers in one size: ginormous. Not that you'll be complaining - their burgers are so good you'll never want them to end...."
Mikaela
"A top spot for a big eat. They have very friendly wait staff, who quickly know you by name and make you feel at home. Good quality food, from people..."
Jonathan Shock
"Our friends from Cape Town recommended this little alley restaurant to us. It has a great, laid-back vibe. I was a little disappointed to see that..."
Renske Bouwer
"This is the perfect little grunge burger bar. If you haven't been to this place you are missing out. No frills, no fuss, no cutlery. Dont expect..."
Saltnsas
"Beers and taco's = happiness. Friendly vibe, serve yourself, no frills or fuss. One of my favourite lunch spots, but also great to pop in for a..."
Pia Harris
"By day The Dog's Bullocks becomes The Witches Tits. Think breakfast served until 4pm, hot dogs smothered in cheese and jalapenos, spicy prego rolls..."
Fabrizia Degli Esposti
"Yes, please and thank you. This is by far the best wings I have ever eaten, tasty to the bone. Can't wait to try their gigantic burgers. Great little..."
Wez_Undercover
"Cool place, decent burgers, a great house brew, good for groups or just two lost lovers wandering the streets in search of something a bit..."
J D
"One of Cape Town's secret surprises. With slightly (very) second hand garden furniture for seating, no cutlery and wine in a cardboard tube, this..."
Lindie White
"Amazzzzzing experience!!! And that's the thing: it is an experience! Yes the burgers are mouth-watering, yes the "yard" court is cool and ranchy, but..."
Talia Lee Cohen
"Wonderfully surprised by this hidden treasure. Massive burgers and fantastic vibes. Definitely needs some heaters on these cold winter nights. Also,..."
Gina.etherton
"Used to love coming here when it wasn't so commercial and you brought your own cutlery/drinks/etc. feel as though the burgers have declined in size..."
Amber Razdi-Rafael Convery
"So far, still my Favorite burger spot! Love it! Love the space you are in, the tables and chairs you sit on, takes me back to my childhood, and the..."
Juanita Rene Stears
"Great vibe, tasty food and one hell of a fun place to eat! The energy here is electric and always a pleasure! The dark alley way restaurant that..."
TerryCPT
"Burgers as big as your head (I'm not exaggerating) AND their tasty. Pair this with a very easy-drinking house craft beer, swift and friendly service,..."
Catharina
"Had a great experience.The staff were super welcoming and friendly. They were attentive and helpful but not crowding or..."
Karlien Meyer
"Love this hidden away gem that looks like it used to be a walk though between buildings. Great burgers will definitely return. The decor is fun,..."
Mariska Meyer
"This place is such a unique, hidden restaurant with a rock n roll edge. It's set up in an old garage, therefore rustic does not sufficiently describe..."
Jamie Jacobs
"Been craving a burger all week and thought I'd give The Dogs Bollocks a go. Cool place ,very vibey and great service.The burgers are huge ,I had the..."
Kerissa Naidoo
"We went to The Dog's Bollocks for a work lunch, all having a good laugh at telling people where we were going.The set up is quirky, with a..."
Jaclyn Woods
"I saw that this place was part of the best 5 burger joints and I decided to go and try it out, I was not disappointed. The burgers were nice and..."
Thatohlapo
"Wow. Just wow. By far the biggest burger I've devoured so far. I'm going to start with the negatives, no real dessert (except for the chocolate..."
Gabriel Stein
"A quick after work before we face the traffic home burger and bottle of wine! The ambience in this retaurant is amazing, very chilled and vibey. The..."
Heath Webb
"Best burger I have ever eaten. Ā Portion size was MASSIVE and the taste could compete with the size of the burger. Ā Ā Its a pity that..."
Peter
"I write this review as I sit in front of the sauce that was once my burger. Wow. Quite simply, this is the best burger I've ever had. The burgers are..."
St John Grimbly
"Great experience at The dogs bollocks, it's not your ordinary restaurant vibe. Setup is different, I like the old school feel. I had the 3B burger,..."
Gerschel
"Checked out this niche neighbourhood eatery for lunch today and was delighted by the ambience and creativity of this place. The food is delicious..."
Puja
"Wanted to see for myself what all the fuss was about..was smiling from the moment I entered. The most fun waitresses/ barman ladies. Was caught..."
John Schippers
"Such a fun an interesting place, a teeny space in an alleyway that offers basic decor and a garage type feel.Staff are warm, a little crude but..."
Michelle Dalton
"Awesome fabulous place, funky different vibe, waitresses are super friendly and crazy. I recommend the burgers, I had the jealopeano cheese..."
Gina De Castro
"I can't believe I haven't tried this place before! I had an amazing meal here and the vibe and atmosphere is so awesome and something so different!..."
Caitlin Hanck
"Huge hamburgers, really, when I say huge is something incredibly big. I have chosen the Old School with onions and was a perfect choice for a..."
Marcelo Novais
"I would love to rate this place higher, as it's been one of my favourite Cape Town spots for a while now. The vibe is still completely unique and..."
Trinka Mynhardt
"I have been wanting to come here for a while as I had heard a lot about this place. And I certainly wasn't let down, the social aspect and the vibe..."
ROBERT ELLIS
"The yummiest food I've had in a very long time. Major props for having low carb options. Definitely my new favourite place to visit in CT. Service..."
Riyaadh Hanslo
"Ok, so maybe this isnāt really a milkshake place but Iāve had the famous Kelis song stuck in my head the last few days and that line of āmy..."
I Love Foodies
"I donāt get it: why does anyone need a burger THAT big? For me, value for money comes with flavour and quality of produce, and The Dogās Bollocks..."
Bree Street Brent
"@yard_ct is an icon. Literally in owner Nigel's driveway(!), ONLY 50 HUGEĀ burgersĀ made daily! Snack menu incl nachos/DELISHĀ SesameĀ Wings. Owner..."
James Costello
"Finally visited the very popular and talked about Dog's Bollocks! Oh and did we have fun. This very unconventional restaurant serves Odd bin wine,..."
Elaine Lahoud
"People rave about the vibe, and rightly so. People rave about the burgers, and I just don't see (or taste) it. For one, the chalkboard menu has cute..."
Steven
"Love this place. Awesome overload. Will be having the rest of the menu when we come next. Oh, and another few liters of the Dog's Bollocks. ..."
Lizelle Vos
"The craziest burger I've ever eaten - definitely the biggest, and probably the most delicious! This is such a funky place, and a unique dining..."
Jessica Stromin
"The Dog's Bollocks has changed the burger game. Real good hearty big eating. What an absolute delight. I had the jalapeƱo cheese burger with bacon..."
Toinette Tobias
"If you are looking for adventure, this is the place to visit. Everything from the sassy servers, the rustic garage and most importantly the beer and..."
Marguerite Conradie
"Feels like home, except the food's better. Rad vibe, the whole road is a quaint beauty, burgers are amazing (and huge) and beers are..."
Nic Shackle
"We absolutely adore this place and keep coming back! The staff are such vibrates individuals who always makes you feel extra welcome. Absolutely..."
Tayla D
"Really enjoyed our lunch experience at the Yard. We like the way you need to write your name on a blackboard and if your order is ready they shout..."
C.J. Oosthuizen
"Amazing amazing experience, Dani was such an amazing waitress, such an enjoying vibe from her and the atmosphere, so funny and witty.
The food was..."
Kenzy Struthers
"Had an amazing time here, great food and vibe, we had the Old School Mega Slider and the New Yorker, with garlic bread to start, and it was all..."
Mark Chapman
"Went with friends and had such a fabulous time. Service was awesome. The burgers were spectacular, although u are paying a pretty penny... at the..."
Ella Pascucci
"Unique place, with Unique people with great quality food full of amazing flavors with šhuge pizza's and burgers as big as your face.
Drinks on..."
Carla Lourens
"What a little gem hidden between industrial buildings. Would've never thought to find a restaurant there. Get ready when you go there to go hungry...."
Louise Mohorich
"This place is lots of fun. Atmosphere for days! The staff match the decor, fun and a bit sassy. Even the bathrooms have character. Will definitely..."
Noah Vaughan
"Leave your negative vibes at the front door. This place is great with tasty food and large portions accompanied by attentive staff. My only issue..."
Ben
"Not quite the fowl language I was expecting. It was watered down a lot compared to the novelty I heard from friends. Suppose we'll blame it on the..."
Arne Roux
"Amazing food and great experience shoutout to Amy making us feel welcome..."
Saul neame
"What an amazing experience, the waiteress was a professional in her field unlike anything I've ever seen. She ran the entire restaurant with such..."
Andrew Baird
"Great place to eat and have a good..."
Taylor Ryan
"What an absolute laugh!!! A friend and I went for dinner and cocktails. This was the first time I went and it was glorious. Debbie our host was a..."
brett aspeling
"Always a laugh when going here, had something different not too long ago. Basically a pizza turned into a sandwich is the best way to describe it and..."
Steff
"We celebrated my daughter's 22nd name day on Saturday gone past, I was so so really happy about this recommendation materializing.
What a gorgeous..."
David Demetrio
"Went for a work function...Had the jalapeƱo and cheese burger, was soft and juicy.
Parking however was a challenge as there is no parking in the..."
David Hough
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